For those of you who don’t know, Bob’s Game was a Nintendo DS game made by one person. He put over 5 years into developing what looked to be a promising and fun game with an awesome premise. It really is a marvel that he, by himself, created such an interesting title when most big developers can’t get anywhere near that. But he went about the development process all wrong and Nintendo was forced to turn him away. Which could’ve been resolved eventually if he didn’t go all Axl Rose (insane) on the world and throw a series of fits and post countless hate articles on his blog. Bob, here’s why you should shut your mouth.
Review: Health Energy Potion
Health Potion is from the same company that brought you Mana, the original Energy Shot meant to look like it came straight out of a video game, which is an idea I love. Combining two of the greatest inventions of all time into one is always a good idea. Well, almost. Anyway, Health Potion uses a unique blend of herbs and ditches the overused Berry or Citrus flavors often found in energy shots for a Cinnamon Apple taste.
Oh, and it replenishes 160 HP.
New Poll: Which Current Gen Gaming System(s) Do You Own?
That’s right, it’s time again for another poll! Many readers may have noticed an increase in the number of video game reviews being published here on Everyview. That’s because we love gaming. And so should you. This poll is going to help us determine what gaming systems most of our readers (that would be you) own so we know what reviews would be most helpful to you guys. So hit up the poll and let your voice be heard, it’s for your own good. And don’t worry if you aren’t a gamer. There’s options for you on the poll too.
Review: Grande Quesadilla
Overview:
Who doesn’t love Taco Bell’s Quesadillas? Delicious cheese melted over your choice of juicy chicken or marinated steak, topped with a deliciously spicy sauce that perfectly compliments the already wonderfully seasoned delicacy and folded in a warm, tender tortilla. Delicious. And when something tickles your fancy, it’s never bad to have a bigger version. Right? Right.
Unless we’re talking about Taco Bell’s Grande Quesadilla. It’s kind of sad how something that should, in proper accordance with the laws of physics, be far superior when you add mass. However, for whatever stupid reason Taco Bell decided to change the it’s stellar Quesadilla formula when upgrading to a bigger size. I’ll explain more in the review.
Weekly Recap for March 9th – 14th
Here’s a list of this week’s posts with links back so you can catch up on what you may have missed. Enjoy!
- …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead‘s live performance at Logan Square Auditorium
- Sonic Unleashed for the Wii almost had it right, but still fails miserably
- Micheal Crichton’s Prey is a suspenseful, thrilling, terrifying book. You should read it
- The House of the Dead: Overkill is not only the best light-gun game on Wii, it’s one of the best Zombie games period
- Clay locked his keys in his car like an idiot
- A free Overkill Poster Generator for the fans of this badass game
- Starbucks is the name of the game with our first contest. Win free stuff!
- Taco Bell’s value menu scores high once again with its Beefy 5-Layer Nachos
- Wahoo! We are up to 20,000 page impressions!
Welp, that just about sums everything up! As you can tell we had a busy week but we aren’t taking a break anytime soon. Well, except for the rest of today, but we always rest on Sundays. So until next time, keep reading Everyview!
20,000 Hits and Counting
That’s right everybody, this humble review blog that was started out of sheer boredom a mere 5 months ago has hit the 20,000 views benchmark. We started off getting 5 hits a day, maybe 15 if our friends went, but since then we’ve grown exponentially. We now average 260 viewers per day with well over 1,500 hits in a single week. It’s taken a lot of hard work, and I’m very proud of the fact that I’ve made something many people enjoy. Something that continues to grow. Something that is a part of me. Thank you guys so much for your support, this is a big deal to me so this is your only post for today, get over it. I’m gonna go celebrate instead!
Peace out, guys. Have a happy Saturday.
Review: Beefy 5-Layer Nachos
Overview:
Loyal readers know I’m a huge fan of Taco Bell’s value menu and with the new 5 and 7-Layer (review soon) nachos there’s even more reason to love value. The 5-Layer nachos are released to the menu as an enhanced version of the already available Triple Layer nachos, which consist of beans, cheese sauce, and red sauce. The 5-Layer nachos adds a three cheese blend of schredded cheese and a scoop of seasoned beef for only 89 cents.
But like all good Taco Bell items (I’m looking at you Volcano Taco and Triple Steak) this is only available for a limited time, so hurry up and read this review and then get your ass out there for some quality time with these nachos. They’ve only got a short time to live.
Contest: Starbucks DoubleShot Energy+Coffee
That’s right, we’ve grown enough to be trusted by a company like Starbucks with a promotional contest. And since this is our first contest, we’ve decided to keep things simple. All you have to do is go out and get a can of Mocha Starbucks DoubleShot Energy+Coffee, drink it, and write a review for it using our reviews as an outline of sorts. Whoever writes the best review will have the honor of getting their work published on Everyview.
What a lame prize, right? Well that’s not all you get. Besides the fame of nearly 300 people a day seeing your name and reading your opinion you get an awesome package including the entire lineup of Starbucks Energy+Coffee and an awesome USB powered drink warming/cooling pad to make sure your coffee is always at the perfect temperature.
For a list of rules click ‘Read More’
The House of the Dead Overkill Poster Generator
Do you love The House of the Dead: Overkill as much as I do? If so then go check out this awesome poster generator at the game’s official website. Below is one I made, but there is a plethora of options, graphics and taglines you can insert. It even lets you choose a director’s name as well as up to three starring actors. Enjoy guys 😀
Review: Locking Your Keys in Your Car
If you do it once you look like a fucking moron. If you do it five times in a seven month span, you ARE a fucking moron.
Translation; I am a fucking moron.



