Review: Neuro Fuel

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Yo! This review was the result of me buying a can from a bad batch of Neuro Fuel. This review is completely inaccurate to the actual drink, so go check out the review for the drink’s proper formula right here.

Overview:

Have you ever wondered what piss tasted like but never wanted to drink it? Now, for all the curious kids, there is a drink that lets you experience the sensation of drinking urine without being weird. Of course that’s not what the makers of Neuro Fuel were aiming for, but it’s what they accomplished.

Straight from the can:

Neuro Fuel may increase the brain’s healthy nerve function and structure to enhance coordination, intelligence, and recovery. Neuro Fuel may increase dopamine which plays a large role in motivation, concentration, desire, sexual function, and a sense of well being. Neuro Fuel may enhance serotonin which promotes a “happy feeling” along with calming anxiety, relieving depression and reducing the urge to overeat.

While it’s true that this is the worst tasting energy drink I’ve ever, ever had, it does do most of the things it claims it does in the above quote. Click Read More to find out how.

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Review: Batman: Year One

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Special thanks to World 1-1‘s Kyle for sending in our first guest review. He’s got 2 more on the way and if you enjoyed this you should check out his site either via the link here or on the blogroll to the right of the page. The opinion’s expressed here and this entire review is the work of Kyle Hogg.

Batman Year OneOverview:

Writer: Frank Miller

Artist: David Mazzucchelli

Publisher: DC Comics

After writing one of the best comic book stories and (arguably) the best Batman book ever, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Frank Miller turned the tables and write Batman: Year One. Year One is practically the opposite of The Dark Knight Returns. While in TDKR, Bruce Wayne has retired the mantle of Batman and is in his final days, Batman: Year One takes us all the way back to the beginning in Frank Miller’s retelling of the Batman origin. How does it stack up to other Batman books? And does it live up to Frank Miller’s legendary legacy?

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Weekly Recap for Jan. 12th – 17th

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Well would you look at that! For the first time in a while we got an entire week without missing a single day of posts! And we got more than one post a day a couple times. So that probably means you missed a couple of important things, right? Well worry not, children, as I’ve got a weekly recap right here with links back to all the important articles of the week. Enjoy!

Well there you go guys, hope you enjoy it and stay with us until we reach our next goal of 15,000 hits. Until then, keep reading Everyview!

So I have decided to come out of the Closet…

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This review is very misleading and I know that. If you could find it in your hearts to forgive me that would be most appreciated. I have decided to tell the world a secret that’s been gnawing at my neck for almost 300 years.

I would like everyone to know that I am a vampire and I drink blood for sustinance. The vampire community would probably have me removed for revealing you the truth about the existence of our species. There are many truths, myths, and misunderstandings about us and if you have any questions you can get a hold of me at Immortality4ever@yahoo.com. Please do not fear me because I have been currently trying to control myself with animal blood and it’s working with some success. I’m sorry that this secret has been kept from you for so long. Depending on how my editor feels I will continue to write for Everyview. Thank you for your time.

Love,
Patricker O’brien

So We’ve Exceeded 10,000 Hits…

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… in 4 months (I know the archives has five months listed, but September doesn’t count since it was only the very end of the month). How exciting is that?

I want to take this opportunity to thank absolutely everyone who has made this a possibility for us here at Everyview. You see, when I first started this site I was expecting to get maybe 400 hits a month, which would be a hundred a week. I’m glad to say that once we got our posting regular and started to earn a reader base things really took off. We have rather high visibility on search engines and have been featured on a couple of other sites and our reviews have been used as references in forums as far away as Russia. Russia! That’s awesome!

Anyway, as excited as I am I’m equally tired and I have to be at work at 7 A.M. So a real quick thanks to our writers, our readers, our supporters, anyone who has ever read anything on this site, anyone who has ever featured one of our articles on their site, anyone who has done a link exchange with us (check out the blog roll at the right of the page), anyone who has ever provided us with kind words of inspiration, any band that has ever asked for Everyview coverage, any company that has ever sent us a product to review, and Zack Deal for giving me the idea to start this website. Thanks guys, goodnight and keep reading Everyview!

Review: High Tension (2005)

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Overview:

After suffering for about three years, this site has finally given me an outlet to vent about what is arguably the most horrific film viewing experience I have ever had. The time has finally come for me to recount the hatred of life I experienced while viewing “High Tension,” the single worst movie that I, or anyone for that matter, has ever seen.

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Review: Microsoft Arc Wireless Mouse

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Overview:

The Microsoft Arc is a wireless 2.4 GHz optical mouse that has one extremely unique characteristic: it’s foldable. That’s right, the Arc makes an attempt at becoming one of the most portable mice on the market by introducing the ability to fold nearly in half to reduce it’s size. This means you have a full sized, full featured mouse that can be folded up and packed away as easily as one of those super uncomfortable mini mice.

Arc Sideview

Does the ability to fold serve as nothing more than a gimmicky selling point or is the Arc a truely exceptional piece of tech?

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The dreams in which im dying are the best I’ve ever had…

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While i was browsing music because of the ever so relentless boredom that plagues me all too much these days. I searched mad world because it’s a good song and this Kiwi popped up and changed my views on some certain obstacles. This neat little video actually gave me a lot of inspiration. I’m sure you will eventually understand that no matter what physical barrier lies in the way of your goals, you can fly over it.

Review: Rip It Energy Fuel

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Rip It PowerOverview:

A 99 cent energy drink? That can’t be good, right? I mean, I always pay upwards of $1.99 for my fix, so this has to be some pretty sick stuff.

That’s exactly what I’d thought before I got my first sip. While it’s true that Rip It is only 99 cents and most other generic brands that sell below the industry standard of $1.99 are usually bitter, sour, and have almost no kick, Rip It steps up to the plate and manages to knock the ball deep into center field with its unparalleled budget price and a delicious fruity flavor that satisfies on almost all fronts.

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Coming Soon to Everyview

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Remember when I used to do the weekly Scheduled Updates articles that would let you guys know what to expect every week? Well it’s back. Sorta. I decided I’d occasionally let you guys all know what’s coming, or give you a rough idea at the very least. These will be posted every once in a while to keep everyone anticipating something.

  • 2 new tech reviews, including the Microsoft Arc wireless mouse
  • At least 2 new book reviews, including The Legend of Zelda and Philosophy
  • 3 new music reviews, including the newest Motley Crue album
  • 3 video game reviews, including Left 4 Dead
  • 4 new energy drink reviews, including Mana Energy Potion
  • 2 new food reviews, including BK’s Angry Whopper
  • 2 new tobacco reviews, including Revved Up Energy Dip
  • 2 Retro-Reviews, including Frogger for the arcade
  • Our very first guest reviews brought to you by World 1-1‘s Kyle Hogg
  • 3 new movie reviews, including Resident Evil Degeneration
  • Some random articles that I’m sure you’ll all enjoy

Keep in mind those are our goals, not an exact list of what’s coming. We will most likely surpass those goals, but we will try our hardest to at least meet them. So as always, keep reading Everyview!