PackRat Paragraphs: Turntable Belt Buckle

Posted on January 28, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

Remember last week’s PackRat Paragraphs when I showed you guys the flask belt buckle but told you I also bought another, much cooler buckle? Well here it is, gaze in awe and amazement at my solid bling turntable belt buckle.

Yeah, I know it’s way too fresh and I’m way too white, but it’s wicked awesome anyway. I love standing at the end of the register bagging groceries at work and saying “Wik-wikka-rikka-tik Hel wikka-tik Hello! D-d-did you fin-rikka fi-fi-find everikka-tikka-ty thing alrikka-tikka-right?” Yeah I’m a total douche, but I don’t care. I love it.

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Review: Java Monster Russian

Posted on January 27, 2009 by Tate Molnar

Overview:

Coffee, while it is a good drink, has many drawbacks which many users of the substance find irritating. For one, it is often hot and spillage can lead to burns and other problems that can arise from handling hot fluids. Coffee is most normally drank in a mug or thermos type container. The mugs are normally decorated with small sayings or phrases like “World’s best Dad” and other debatable facts which can lead to awkward social situations at home and in the office.

And the biggest problem is probably the brewing and mixing of the coffee, which can take considerable amounts of time which could otherwise be spent being more productive at work or spending valuable time with the family. The scientists at the Monsters headquarters took all these problems seriously and came up with an innovative solution. By putting coffee in a can + Energy, you have a delicious drink that you can take anywhere without all the safety hazards of regular coffee, and it gives you so much more time for productive activities!

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Review: ShockWave Mango Energy Juice

Posted on January 27, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

Overview:

Shockwave is a Speedway exclusive product that attempts to be a cheaper alternative to your standard name brand energy juices that have recently become a craze due to the fact that they are far more healthy, and they are usually pretty good tasting to boot. We have had some pretty bad experiences with trying new drinks, though. Remember Gazzu? What about Neuro Fuel? Due to drinks like those, superior lesser-known products like Punch and Rip It often get ignored by consumers.

Is Shockwave another urine flavored waste of cash, or does it truly deserve your hard earned cash? Let’s check it out.

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Review: Logitech G15 Gaming Keyboard

Posted on January 26, 2009 by Brandon Thompson

Overview

The Logitech G15 was originally made in 2005. It featured 12 more “G Keys,” which are the programmable hotkeys. It also had a light blue color for the backlit keys and LCD. The revised 2007 version was shipped with only 6 hotkeys, a more compact design, orange lights, and costs about $75 or so. I’ll be reviewing the 2007 version, which is in the picture. Continue reading →

Weekly Recap for Jan. 19th – 24th

Posted on January 25, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

Another week down and another on it’s way, here’s the recap for laste week with links back so you can check and see what you may have missed.

Kyle sent in our first guest review of the awesome graphic novel, Batman: Year One
Neuro Fuel is the worst-tasting energy drink I’ve ever had
Patricker reviewed the second book in the Twilight Series, New Moon
Go vote in our new poll
Punch! energy drink is delicious
My awesome Flask Belt Buckle
Awesome game with with Zombies getting sliced up by hot chicks!

Hooray! Enjoy the links, guys, take care and enjoy your Sunday! Until next time, keep reading Everyview!

Onechanbara Trailer

Posted on January 23, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

Alright, if you know me at all, even a little, you know I love zombies, Nintendo and boobs. And if you’re at all like me then you need to watch this trailer for Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers, which may very well turn out to be the single most awesome game ever. Extremely hot asian babes slashing down the walking dead with samurai swords? Hell yeah.

I know the game is going to suck, but who cares? It’s a game about hot women slaughtering zombies! Anyway, it’s a Wii exclusive title slated for release on the 1oth of February and you can bet your undead bikini covered ass we’re going to have a review shortly after. But until then, keep reading Everyview!

PackRat Paragraphs: Flask Belt Buckle

Posted on January 22, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

I was at the mall the other day looking for some new belt buckles to add to my awesome collection and stumbled upon two that I found to be absolutely amazing. The first one is the one listed here, and the other, way cooler buckle will be the feature of next week’s PackRat Paragraphs.

Yeah, it’s a freakin’ flask for a belt buckle. Well, the buckle itself is actually just a slot for the flask, that way you don’t have to take your belt off and risk losing your pants just for a drink. It only holds about a shot of… apple juice anyway which renders it no more than a mere novelty, but it’s a totally awesome novelty. There were other, bigger flask buckles as well but this one was on clearance for 5 bucks as opposed to 20 and it does the same job. It’s held into place with two magnets on the bottom of the holder so you don’t have to worry about losing it.

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Review: Punch! Energy Drink

Posted on January 21, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

Overview:

Punch energy drink. Chances are that unless you are from the midwest then you haven’t heard of it. Yet. Punch is a new up and coming energy supplement from a small family owned and operated business but has the attitude to fight the big boys and, in a lot of respects, comes out on top.

Straight from the can:

PUNCH! is not only a great tasting explosion of energy, but an energy drink you can trust as a superior alternative. The unique blend of vitamins, minerals and nutrients gives you a quick boost and lasts for hours while enhancing mental focus. We dare you to try this cutting edge drink that’s CHANGING THE WAY ENERGY TASTES.

Better Taste

Better Quality

Better Performance

Wow, that’s quite a claim coming from such a little guy. While it’s true that Punch has the attitude to refresh a quenched market, does it have the attributes to back up it’s big words?

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So we’re gonna start doing polls…

Posted on January 21, 2009 by XAQuiri Daiquiri

Everyone likes to vote! Now you can do just that with the polls that are now on Everyview. They can be found at the right of the page on the sidebar under the blogroll, so keep an eye on ’em and see when they’ve updated. I’m not sure how long I’ll keep this first one up, probably until I feel we have enough votes. So go over to it and let us know how often you visit our site so we can start getting into more important polls that will help us write entertaining articles that you guys deserve to read!

And as always, keep reading Everyview!

Review: New Moon (By Stephenie Meyers)

Posted on January 20, 2009 by Patrick O'Brien

Overview:

I continue to not help myself with the gay rumor that goes around with me by following through with the Twilight series and reading New Moon. Why do I do this? Well I was actually a little impressed with how Twilight kept my attention so I honored it by reading the sequel which in retrospect is actually an extremely boring book. But you only feel this way when you are done with the whole series. New Moon keeps you interested enough to want to finish it.

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