Hey everyone, I’ll be writing up some reviews for Everyview. I’m sure 99% of the readers have no fucking clue who I am. Well, I don’t care. You’ll be getting to hear some of my awesome reviews for old games no longer on the market for the most part. I’ll even be reviewing some newer games for the 360, PC, and DS. Once in a while I may throw in a random review about some food or drink.
Grip It and Rip It: Ripstik Movie
Help Cocaine Fight for our Rights!
Cocaine Energy drink is under complete assault. Because the drink is called Cocaine the Government wants to put them down! Don’t we have freedom of speech? I thought so. Don’t we have the right as Americans to say whatever we want? I thought so. Hmm…
Help Cocaine fight to protect our freedom of speech by making a PayPal donation here. Every penny counts, even the smallest donation with help their legal fund grow into something that could become a revolution, so don’t just sit there! Sit there and click some buttons to give Cocaine some cash, it’s for a just cause, I assure you.
Review: Myspace for BlackBerry
Overview:
Finally, after far too long of having to stop what I’m doing (porn) in my BlackBerry’s web browser RIM has decided to release an application to run your Myspace for you, without taking up browser privelages. The application is downloadable for free. All you have to do is go to m.myspace.com with your BlackBerry device and a special splash page comes up asking you if you want to download the software for free.
Since the application is rather new there are a few quirks, but let’s see how it preforms anyway.
Review:
Myspace for BlackBerry smartphones looks great. It provides a nice, clean interface in the traditional blue and white theme present on the desktop parent. There is a shortcut bar across the top that provides access to your homepage, inbox, friend requests, comments, current friends, and photos. The bar is easily navigated by horizontally moving the trackball, and accessed by a simple click. Continue reading
Weekly Recap for Nov. 9th-16th
This week was awesome, just like every other week. Here’s the recap:
- Vanilla Starbucks Energy+Coffee Review
- Pokemon Presidential Election Battle via Superphillip
- Brave Souls Live Coverage
- Twilight Princess Belt Buckle for PackRat Paragraphs
- Van Helsing Review
- iPhone 3G Review
- World of Goo (WiiWare) Review
- Spore Origins (iPhone Apps) Review
- NOS Energy Review
- My Lip Tattoo Video
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Awesome Lip Tattoo
Last night I was completely stumped. I had some extra cash and I decided I wanted to get a new tattoo. The thing was, I didn’t have enough extra cash to get a sweet, intricate tattoo. What to get, what to get… Got it! I decided to get a lip tattoo that says Zombie! Awesome? Yes.
I went by his shop and told him I would be there at 1 o’clock today. I showed up, dropped him a little cash, and got the word ‘ZOMBIE’ written on the inside of my lip. I rock.
Review: NOS Energy Drink
Overview:
Nos comes in a super awesome bottle. It’s seriously one of the neatest containers for an energy drink I’ve ever seen. It’s a 22oz blue bottle designed to look like a tank of Nitrous Oxide, hence the name NOS.
I can’t really compliment much of what’s inside the bottle, though. Mainly because it’s bad. Nos is one of those horribly salty, medicine-like drinks that make your teeth feel gritty and your stomach cry. Well, it’s not that bad, but it’s definitely not good.
Review:
Nos has somewhat of a citrus-like scent that makes your mouth water, mainly because it’s a little on the sour side. The aroma is actually probably the only redeeming quality about this liquid besides the kick.
Review: Spore Origins (iPhone)
Overview:
Here is a game from the Application Store on the iPhone that caught my eye. I haven’t been too impressed with most of the games that have came out on the application store so far but this one isn’t bad. As most of you know Spore has been one of the most anticipated computer games from Will Wrights’ library for almost 8 years now and it’s finally out. Well for the iPhone they did kind of a dumbed down version which only includes a small stage of the game where you evolve as a cell. But what more could we ask for from an iPhone.
First Ever Pictures of Planets Outside our Solar System!
My theory for how scientists make new planet names, which consist of random capitol and lowercase letters with some random numbers thrown in there, is they tickle a homeless Jewish man while he tries to type with his feet. Take the first twelve or so digits and voila! Planet name!
Anyway, it’s a pretty awesome breakthrough. The fact that we are now able to photographs is, according to Bruce Macintosh, crucial in finding a new Earth, which, according to Steven Hawking, is the only way mankind will survive beyond 200 years. Awesome!
The original article is here, so do yourself a favor and go check it out.
Review: World of Goo (WiiWare)
Overview:
I’m just gonna say this to go ahead and get it out of the way. World of Goo is by far the greatest game on Nintendo’s WiiWare service, and one of the best on the console itself. This gem is one of those games that show just how good a game can be when the people making are doing it because creating games is what they love, not to earn a paycheck. It easily proves that gaming can be considered not only truly sophisticated entertainment, but also one of the most creative forms of art. Can you tell I love this game?
World of Goo was developed by a team called 2D Boy which consists of only three members, only two of which did the majority of the work on Goo before expanding to 3. The game released a couple of weeks ago for download on WiiWare for 1500 Wii Points, or $15.



