First off, I do not recommend smoking by anyone of any age. This review is for people who have already made the conscious decision to take on the habit and inform them of other products they might enjoy. If you have not already started smoking then it’s best if you never do.
This is possibly the stupidest idea ever. Cigarettes with guarana, an energizing substance often found in energy drinks? That makes absolutely no sense. It’s like, “Hey! I wanna run now but I can’t because it hurts my lungs”. Pissing me off. Whoever thought of these probably feels like the worlds biggest moron, and rightfully so. This was a stupid idea.
These cigarettes taste like straight anal wart puss, and it’s horrible. The tobacco tastes atrocious due to the addition of the bitter guarana substance. They’re the single most sour cigarettes I’ve ever smoked, and they hurt your throat about as much as swallowing glass covered in salt would. They are disgusting.
And they smell like shit, too! What an awesome product. Not only do they taste like 3 day old unwashed dead cow liver, but they smell just as bad! These cigarettes are real winners, guys.
Value? What value? These vomit inducing tobacco products come in a pack of only 10 for about 5 bucks. Ok, let’s do the math. 10 of the worst cigarettes you’ll ever smoke…. 5 bucks…. if you carry the one…. add it all up and you get a big Fuck This Shit!
Gross. Do NOT, under any circumstances, buy these.
- … hmm… they’re cigarettes?
- Horribly stupid idea
- Taste like a dead grandpa’s nut sweat
- Smell like it, too
- 5 bucks for 10 shitty smokes?
- Fuck that!
Overall: 1.3/10 (Unbelievably bad)
Flavor: 1.5/10 (horrible)
Odor: 2.0/10 (horrible)
Value: .5/10 (Ha)