Review: Loca Moca Java Monster


I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. Java Monster’s Loca Moca blend plays out just like every other Java Monster product reviewed on this site. The same basic flavor, scent, amount of kick, and even can design. These products are starting to all fuzz together and taste almost exactly the same to me, only with minor differences.


Loca Moca tastes very similar to it’s Java cousins with one main difference. That variation is the addition of, as the name states, a rich chocolate flavor. Other than that, Moca has no major taste differences from Mean Bean or Big Black. The chocolate flavor might not even be noticeable to some, as it’s very discreet. The fact of the matter is, this drink is actually a little bit more bitter than it’s sister drinks.

The scent is something that has no difference. It’s the same delicious aroma as the others and is virtually indistinguishable from them. I, personally at least, cannot tell the difference between the three.

It’s aslo the same 15 oz supplement for the same expensive price tag of $2.49ish. Sometimes more, never less.

Final Words:


  • Chocolate additive
  • Sweet Scent


  • A little bitter
  • Steep Price

So it’s basically the exact same product as the others. If you go to a gas station with a Java Monster craving and they don’t have your favorite flavor just grab any one of them. They are all very similar, with very minor differences.


Overall: 7.0/10 (Average)
Taste: 7.5/10 (A little bitter, but not really noticeable. Chocolate flavor is nice)
Aroma: 8.0/10 (Same sweet, creamy flavor as the others)
Value: 6.5/10 (A little steep)
Just More of the: Same/10

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