[Music Review] Them Crooked Vultures Self-Titled Album

An album set to be released next Tuesday (11/17), Them Crooked Vultures self-titled debut album is quite possibly the most impressive debut album in the history of music (I’m serious), and with good reason. It hits the rock genre, grabs it by the balls, and doesn’t let go for the duration. It’s packed with strong, catchy songs, and is without question one of the best albums of the year.

Review:

If you are a fan of music, and you haven’t heard of Them Crooked Vultures yet, you must be living under a rock, underground, or are just downright dillusional. The three-piece band is comprised of three very well known musicians you might have heard of before.  On the drums is some guy named Dave Grohl (I’m pretty sure he played drums in some other band before). I know him from his rock band the Foo Fighters, but there he plays guitar and is the singer.  I wonder where he learned to play drums like this. Mystery. On guitar we have Josh Fromme, and if the name doesn’t strike you, his other bands name will. He’s the driving force behind criminally unheard of band Queens of the Stone Age. On bass is some guy named John Paul Jones, and at first I was wondering when the voice of CNN started playing bass. Before of after Field of Dreams? And then I realized I had mixed up the names, and that John Paul Jones is actually from some oldies band who hasn’t been relevant in years named after a large blimp or something.

In all seriousness, the band’s line-up is freaking stacked. Supergroups form every so often, taking members of successful bands and seeing if they can create a new, superhuman entity. Sometimes, they  work well. A Perfect Circle created some fantastic music. Sometimes, they’re okay, as Audioslave produced some decent songs and a couple pretty good albums. And sometimes they just don’t work. Velvet Revolver was pretty terrible. This supergroup seems to have all their ducks in a row. They’ve been working on this project since 2005, and it really shows that they weren’t rushing into this for a quick payday, only to disappoint fans. They lined everything out, protected themselves by not rushing the creative process, and also by not neglecting or outright abandoning other projects. They took their time, and what they’ve given us is a fantastic example of great rock music.

The album kicks off with a series of strong, aggressive, in your face rock tunes, and they succeed in getting the blood flowing. “No One Loves Me & Neither Do I” is a great opener, and really sets the tone for the rest of the album.  A good opening track is so important, and what Them Crooked Vultures do here is get your attention, and as the album progresses, they never relinquish. They blend a classic rock sound with a modern rock quality, and the results are phenomenal. It’s remarkable that on EVERY track, you can hear the influence of each respective musician. And each of them bring something unique to the table. Grohl brings that glue that holds the band together. He brings a quality in music that is criminally underrated, and it’s called being a well-rounded musician. He knows not only how to write good lyrics, but he can compose music to accompany those lyrics, and can play numerous instruments. I’m quite sure that an album of Dave Grohl strumming a chicken wing would be pretty bad ass. Here, he returns behind a drum set, and he has reinvented his style. In Nirvana (yeah, he was) he often times showed very little diversity on the drum set. Granted, the combos and feels he did exhibit were completely appropriate for the genre, but a lot of times, I always wondered if he could really cut loose. Here, I finally get my answer. Absolutely he can. He produces unique feels that never feel contrived or overtly complicated, but they sound crisp and tight. Grohl is on the short list for greatest musician EVER, and I’m not even kidding. The fact that he has produced such phenomenal work with 3 different (highly successful) bands proves that. “New Fang” is what I expected from Grohl here behind the kit, but his work on many of the other tracks proves that he’s more than capable of being a top level rock drummer. Ironically, as probably the most well-known member of this band, the songs themselves don’t “sound” specifically of Foo Fighters or Nirvana (some have more of a QOTSA or Zeppelin feel), and that’s another credit to Grohl’s greatness. He’s a chameleon, one that can maximize the musical output of anyone around him.

Josh Fromme is front and center with Them Crooked Vultures, as he does a lion’s share of the vocals. His voice isn’t, and hasn’t ever really been classically strong, but it’s got an eerie hook imbedded within it. He almost speaks in a chant, and the echoing and ambience effects add a mysterious layer to the songs. Listen to “Gunman”. Not only is his guitar work strong, but his voice is calm, soothing, clear, and evokes a sense of understanding. He’s comfortable within himself, and it shows.

John Paul Jones is from one of the biggest bands of ALL time, and that doesn’t require any exaggeration. His contribution to his newest band is that of the veteran. Jones has undoubtedly been around the block. And he’s getting up there in age, and is presumably financially secure beyond his wildest dreams. What he does is take the old school rock star mentality and apply it within a new rock frame of mind. He shows that not every musician who was in a legendary band wants to branch of and do nothing but subpar solo work. He shows that the creative juices of a great musician never die. Listen to “Elephants” and tell me that couldn’t be a Zeppelin song. I’m a classic rock fan, but my love for the genre has faded in more recent years in favor of bands who I can grow along with. The catalogues of Nirvana or Led Zeppelin aren’t getting any deeper. I’ve heard everything that has been released by those particular bands. But, for reasons specific to each band, they do not, or cannot produce new music that would be of the same quality the achieved in their heydey. Hell, even bands from the 90s like Soundgarden can’t even get their shit together to put out some new music for the fans, when there really isn’t any reason other than ego that they can’t.

Final Words:

What Them Crooked Vultures provide to Classic Rock fans is a wonderfully polished album that sounds like it could have pulled out of 1977. Listening to this album, you would never guess that this is this particular band’s FIRST ever album. Granted, the pieces of the band are seasoned and have all been through seemingly every music business scenario you could imagine. These 3 particular musicians are saavy enough, patient enough, and brilliant enough to know that they’ve got lightning in a bottle, and that the album they’ve given us is timeless, and will find ears to listen to it based on reputation alone. And they don’t disappoint. Even when the expectations are sky high, sometimes talented people can hit the right notes whenever the hell they feel like it.

Score: 7/10 (Good)

2 thoughts on “[Music Review] Them Crooked Vultures Self-Titled Album


  1. I have been a fan of Josh Homme since I saw Kyuss on tour with White Zombie and Danzig way way back. This is an awesome cd. Now I am just holding out for a Them Crooked Vultures Snuggie. That would be awesome


  2. This album comes out today, and I’m picking it up on my lunch break. They streamed the album on YouTube, but I’m going on a 14 hour drive this week and it’s going to be nice to listen to it in the car. You’re right about this being a strong debut album.

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