The Top Five: Reasons Bob from Bob’s Game Needs to Shut his Mouth

welcometobobsgame1For those of you who don’t know, Bob’s Game was a Nintendo DS game made by one person. He put over 5 years into developing what looked to be a promising and fun game with an awesome premise. It really is a marvel that he, by himself, created such an interesting title when most big developers can’t get anywhere near that. But he went about the development process all wrong and Nintendo was forced to turn him away. Which could’ve been resolved eventually if he didn’t go all Axl Rose (insane) on the world and throw a series of fits and post countless hate articles on his blog. Bob, here’s why you should shut your mouth.

5. He vowed to lock himself in a room by himself with no contact to the outside world for 100 days when Nintendo decided to refuse granting him a legal SDK to make an official DS game. This, of course, made it impossible for him to publish or release his game on Nintendo’s dual screen handheld system after he spent so much time and effort on it. Alas, Bob didn’t have what it took to stick to his protest and ended his “100 day alien party” very short of his original plan claiming he was feeling constant, intense headaches and feelings of paranoia. What a pansy.

4. He didn’t even go about development right. He made a game with hacked hardware, which is illegal, then asked for the SDK to make the game legit. Now he’s throwing a fit? He’s a 25 year old man that acts like he’s about 10. Maybe 11. Maybe. He blames the fact that it didn’t work out on Nintendo for being a heartless corporation, when in reality he didn’t follow any of the rules and regulations the evil “big developers” have to.

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He let everyone think this was real for a fairly long time.

2. He claims to be better than Shigeru Miyamoto. The legendary man, one of my personal heroes alongside Hulk Hogan and Will Smith as well as anyone who is/was/ever will be a pirate, who created the likes of Mario, Zelda, Pikmin and countless other classic gaming franchises known and loved by millions upon millions of gamers? What does Bob have? A failed game that is going to have to released as freeware due not only to him being completely ignorant or the proper way to develop a game, but because of episodes like the one in reason #3. Did you see those God-foresaken boots?

1. robertpellonibobsgameHe looks like one of those 14 year old goth kids who go to local shows with really bad metal bands, cut themselves, and post YouTube videos of themselves dancing to Li’l Wayne. Those are the worst kind of people.

Really, Bob, it’s time to grow up. So you messed up and couldn’t release your game on the DS. There are countless other options out there, buddy. Go get a haircut, take off those stupid boots, quit being a baby, and get your game out there for the masses to play instead of being stuck on one little thing. Shit happens, stop being a baby.

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3 thoughts on “The Top Five: Reasons Bob from Bob’s Game Needs to Shut his Mouth


  1. Hahahaha I hate that douche bag.

    “He looks like one of those 14 year old goth kids who go to local shows with really bad metal bands, cut themselves, and post YouTube videos of themselves dancing to Li’l Wayne.”

    Brilliantly accurate, my friend.

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