Yaaay! At work the other day I was offered the opportunity to dress like Father Christmas himself and hand out candy to small children. Since I regularly do the candy to small children part without a Santa suit and on my own time, I figured this would be a blast. I got to make several kids smile really big, hand out candy canes, and walk around doing nothing for the last 2 hours I was at work. It was awesome! I also made a bunch of scared little bastards cry their eyes out because they know they’ve been naughty little shits. Yeah, I went there. I love being Santa Claus.