Review: Triple Steak Burrito


The triple steak burrito is a giant tortilla filled with three servings of perfectly seasoned, marinated steak with a covering of rice and cheese rolled to sloppy perfection. With three servings of steak there is no way this thing can be good for you. In fact, I would not recommend to people with heart problems or pregnant women, due to the fact that it could easily kill you or cause a miscarriage, respectively. That’s how delicious it is.

This is Taco Bell’s newest addition to their menu since the Volcano Taco, and it’s left me once again saying “Yo Quiero Taco Bell.”


The contents of this burrito, as in all burritos, looks exactly like vomit spat out of an adopted mexican’s mouth. Yeah. There’s so much steak on this thing. It almost hurts my feelings when I think about the 12 cows that had to die in order to feed me this one delicious meat-stuffed burrito. Then I taste it and I forget all about those… moo moo things. Whatever they’re called.

We sat it next to a baby doll for size comparison.
We sat it next to a baby doll for size comparison

This is definitely a case of love at first bite. In fact, that might be the only bight you get to take before over-dosing on beef. If you make it to bite number two without keeling over you might orgasm to death. Exagerration? Perhaps. Possible? Totally.The ingredients all blend together wonderfully in the wrap. The marinade has a deliciously spicy, somewhat sweet flavor that causes your mouth to flood with saliva and perfectly complements the spicy rice and rich cheese.

The only thing that brings this burrito down is the price. It’ll run you a solid $3.49, but what do you expect for 3 heaping helpings of marinaded steak? None the less, this thing is a lot more expensive than what I’m used to since I always stick to the 89 cent menu.

Final Words:


  • Steak
  • Steak
  • Steak
  • Rice, cheese, marinade, sour cream


  • Steep price
  • Causes arteries to bleed


Aroma: 8/10 (wonderfully appetizing)
Taste: 9/10 (Spicy sweet marinade on top of lots of steak with seasoned rice, sour cream, and rich cheese)
Price: 7/10 (While it’s fair, it’s still too much when you can just grab something from the value menu)
Lots of: Steak/10

5 thoughts on “Review: Triple Steak Burrito

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  3. I had one the other day an i would have to say its not one of my favorite thing to get a T-Bell

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