Black Jack’s Calypso Green Tea is one of, if not the worst thing I’ve ever drank. So, instead of writing a review and discussing the different attributes of the product as I normally would, I’ve decided to make a list of Fifty things I would rather do than drink this stuff ever again.
- Eat an oven roasted baby corpse
- Share the corpse with my dog
- Kill my dog
- Eat my dead dog
- Get raped
- Get raped by Dr. Phil
- Get raped by my own mother
- Cook my penis and feed it to Dr. Phil
- Use Ben Gay as lube for masturbation
- Stuff a lizard inside my pee hole Continue reading