Introducing a New Site From Everyview!

That’s right, boys and girls, Everyview.com has been unknowingly pregnant for 8 months (the baby’s a bit premature, and it’s got a gnarled hand and an exposed spine) and the fruits of our awesome genitals have just spat out a sweet new website!

CaffeineCritic.com is going to be the new home of all of the energy drink and caffeine-related posts that would normally go up on this site, but now they get to run free in a vast meadow, chasing chickens and whatever else cramped reviews do when they get more room to play. There will still be links to those reviews posted here, though, so you guys can know whenever a new review goes up.

A Self-Promoting Self-Introduction

My name is Andrew Majors, and I’m guessing you, as a clever futuristic Internet user, might have already figured that out. I’m a criminally underemployed Indiana University graduate, and I’m not at all bitter about that. I was born, raised, and still currently reside in Terre Haute, Indiana. You should be jealous of that.

I am 23, and I still watch Professional Wrestling.

I have odd tastes and preferences, and am incredibly self-involved. I’m a narcissistic manchild with a strong desire to change the world.

Nice to meet you.