[Music News] Lady GaGa Has a Penis

Okay, so I don’t listen to Pop Music radio, so there aren’t many of her songs I would recognize right off the bat. I know I’ve heard of her. She still has tons of money and apparently… a dick. She recently divulged the information that while she’s hot and all that, she is packing a  little bit of dick in those tiny panties.

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.”

First off, kudos to her for having the, *cough* nuts *cough* to tell the world about this.

All joking aside, I know transgendered or multi-gendered people have a lifelong battle, coming to terms with these types of things. So, I think she should be commended on taking such a big step for her community. If it’s the truth, she deserves a tip of the cap.

However, if it’s a nice publicity stunt for douchebag internet writers to write about (hi), then she’s possibly worse than the other media whores because she will have lied about an affliction that actually affects plenty of people.

Unforunately, I have no pictures of said penis, but I’m assuming that no matter how small it is, she still could win a Rod-off with half of us Everyview contributors, myself NOT included.

Zing.

Source: 411Mania

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have since found that I enjoy most of Lady Gaga’s music. Who knew she didn’t suck?