Daily Archives: December 22, 2008

I Got to be Santa Claus!

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Yaaay! At work the other day I was offered the opportunity to dress like Father Christmas himself and hand out candy to small children. Since I regularly do the candy to small children part without a Santa suit and on my own time, I figured this would be a blast. I got to make several kids smile really big, hand out candy canes, and walk around doing nothing for the last 2 hours I was at work. It was awesome! I also made a bunch of scared little bastards cry their eyes out because they know they’ve been naughty little shits. Yeah, I went there. I love being Santa Claus.

Santa Pissin'

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Coming Real Soon…

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Hey guys, I’ve been really busy with work and Christmas shopping so there are some articles and reviews that I haven’t exactly gotten around to writing yet, but they’re coming really soon, I promise.

On the reviews front, there’s:

  • Motley Crue Saint’s of Los Angeles (music)
  • Marcy Playground’s debut album (retro-review)
  • The Legend of Zelda and Philosophy (book)
  • I am 8-bit (book)
  • Pirates: Key of Dreams (game)
  • Taco Bell’s Fully Loaded Nachos (food & drink)

As far as the articles go, I’ve got:

  • The Chalice @ THMV (music)
  • Nate @ Bogey’s (music)
  • The Top Five: Fat Kids Falling YouTube videos (editorial)
  • About 3 new PackRat Paragraphs, including an awesome comic book collection from one of our dedicated readers (PackRat Paragraphs)

These are just some of them, and I’m sure the other writers are working on plenty of reviews for you guys, too.

So these are some things you have to look forward to me getting out (hopefully) before too long into the new year. Just check back for them regularly or subscribe to our Atom feed. And as always, keep reading Everyview!